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1 MAMA AKPORS IN COURT on Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:37 pm


In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness
who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to
the stand. He went to her and asked, "Mama
Akpors, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr
Eazy. I've known you since you were a young
boy, and to be frank, you have been a big
disappointment to your parents and to the
society. You are a liar, you cheat people
including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you area big man when you dnt even have
brains. Yes, I know you!"

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else
to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mama Akpors, do you know the defence

She replied, "yes, I do. I have known Mr
Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has
been ur very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character.
He has also been a very lazy man and he has a
drinking problem. Infact he is a criminal and he
can't even build a normal relationship with
anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them was your
wife. Yes, I know him.

The defence lawyer almost fainted. The Judge
called both lawyers to his table and in a very
quiet voice, said, "If any of you idiots asks her if
she knows me, I'll make sure you loose your

2 Re: MAMA AKPORS IN COURT on Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:20 pm


During a
wedding reception; the groom
was called upon to give his vote
of thanks to his guests and this is
what he came up with:
1. I want
to first of all thank the Lord
Almighty for creating my wife and
to also thank the pastor and his
wife for lending us their wedding
2. Special appreciation to
my landlord who lent us his car.
I am most grateful to my boss for
approving the loan I used for the
4. Big thanks to the
committee of friends for the
appeal fund they raised on my
5. Also to my brother's
wife, thank you for lending us
your wedding gown.
6. Am so
grateful to the cake designer for
the cake. I promised to return it
tomorrow morning as agreed
without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends
who brought food from their
homes to help me feed you all.
Please for those who were served
food good luck and for Those
who didn't get any, well we will
make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents
for bringing the village cultural
band to supply the music as well
as entertain us all here, today.
Not forgetting the church
marriage committee, thank you
for persuading my wife to marry
10. Appreciation to the
married men in the church for
rushing me into this marriage.
The women are not left out,
thanks a lot for teaching my wife
how to dance.
12. To the youths,
thank you for sweeping and
decorating this venue with palm
13. I am also grateful to
my teenage friends for helping
with the Zobo drink
Appreciation to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the
camera man
15. Well, I wish you all
safe journey and I pray you don't
experience what I suffered for
this wedding.
Thank you...Do have
a blessed day.

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