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In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness
who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to
the stand. He went to her and asked, "Mama
Akpors, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr
Eazy. I've known you since you were a young
boy, and to be frank, you have been a big
disappointment to your parents and to the
society. You are a liar, you cheat people
including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you area big man when you dnt even have
brains. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else
to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mama Akpors, do you know the defence
lawyer?"
She replied, "yes, I do. I have known Mr
Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has
been ur very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character.
He has also been a very lazy man and he has a
drinking problem. Infact he is a criminal and he
can't even build a normal relationship with
anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them was your
wife. Yes, I know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted. The Judge
called both lawyers to his table and in a very
quiet voice, said, "If any of you idiots asks her if
she knows me, I'll make sure you loose your
license!
who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to
the stand. He went to her and asked, "Mama
Akpors, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr
Eazy. I've known you since you were a young
boy, and to be frank, you have been a big
disappointment to your parents and to the
society. You are a liar, you cheat people
including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you area big man when you dnt even have
brains. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else
to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mama Akpors, do you know the defence
lawyer?"
She replied, "yes, I do. I have known Mr
Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has
been ur very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character.
He has also been a very lazy man and he has a
drinking problem. Infact he is a criminal and he
can't even build a normal relationship with
anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them was your
wife. Yes, I know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted. The Judge
called both lawyers to his table and in a very
quiet voice, said, "If any of you idiots asks her if
she knows me, I'll make sure you loose your
license!
